cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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