walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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