I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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