What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
