is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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