do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think my vagina is haunted
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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