So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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