Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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