I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I want to walk on stilts...naked
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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