So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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