This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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