Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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