Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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