okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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