Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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