Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I have post one night stand depression
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