Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Randomize
