Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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