why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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