Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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