Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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