she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Randomize