Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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