you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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