somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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