this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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