he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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