I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
