it's like iHOP with fire
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
