sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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