Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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