Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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