so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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