North Korea, Best Korea!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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