I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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