OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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