Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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