Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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