yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
