Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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