so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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