At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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