dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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