We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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