"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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