They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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