how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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