I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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