i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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