I want to make a zoo with you.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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