Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
