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(972): View more from Texas

Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv

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we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina

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(530): View more from California

We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."

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(919): View more from North Carolina

so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...

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(718): View more from New York

Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”

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