She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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