I'm drive I can fine osifer
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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