u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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