i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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