I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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