If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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