shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
