Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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